what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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