That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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