dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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