Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We got so high we made milksteak
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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