i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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