we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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