I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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