Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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