Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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