Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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