He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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