This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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