im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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