Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
