Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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