4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i would punch a child for taco bell
just tell him i said nine months
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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