I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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