I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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