Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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