I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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