Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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