He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize
