I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
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Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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