my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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