when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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