I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Buhtt sex?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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