well you can't waste a boner
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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