all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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