I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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My breasts were aching with rage.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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