The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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