just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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