i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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