Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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