i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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