and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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