Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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