You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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