my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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