He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He? As in you personified your dick?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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