Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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