Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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