I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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