do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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