ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I can't turn off my feet"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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