its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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