glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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