Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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