Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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