I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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