i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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